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    "I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It is to end up with people who make you feel alone." - Robin Williams "I'm not lazy, I'm highly motivated to do nothing." - Garfield "Marriage is all about finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - RRead more

    1. “I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It is to end up with people who make you feel alone.” – Robin Williams
    2. “I’m not lazy, I’m highly motivated to do nothing.” – Garfield
    3. “Marriage is all about finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
    4. “Dieting is the only game where you play and lose. Then you get to play again the next day, and the next day, and the next day.” – Erma Bombeck
    5. “My therapist told me the best way to deal with stress is to imagine yourself in my happy place. So I’m back in bed.” – Unknown
    6. “I went to a seafood disco last night and pulled a mussel. A policeman came up to me and said, ‘That’s assault and shellfish.'” – Mitch Hedberg
    7. “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.” – Woody Allen
    8. “I believe in evolution as long as it doesn’t involve me getting older.” – Cher
    9. “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.” – Billy Connolly
    10. “I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my awesome.” – Unknown
    11. “My psychiatrist told me I was having anxiety attacks. I told him, ‘No, that’s just my caffeine personality.'” – Joey Comey
    12. “I’m not sure what’s wrong with my phone. I can hear everyone perfectly, but no one can hear me.” – Anonymous
    13. “I think my computer has a virus. It keeps telling me to go offline.” – Steven Wright
    14. “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.” – Woody Allen
    15. “The difference between optimism and pessimism is a very short rope.” – Cyril Conrad
    16. “I’m not addicted to my phone. I can quit anytime I want. No, really, I can. Just… let me finish scrolling through this one last TikTok.” – Unknown
    17. “I’m not a morning person. I’m a caffeine person.” – Unknown
    18. “My life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” – Forrest Gump
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