"A laugh a day keeps the doctor away. Mostly because if you're laughing that much, the doctor has already given up on you." - Bill Murray "I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist. And a pessimist is just a realist who has been through more." - Charlie Brown "I'm not sure what's funnier, the fact that I'mRead more
- “A laugh a day keeps the doctor away. Mostly because if you’re laughing that much, the doctor has already given up on you.” – Bill Murray
- “I’m not a pessimist, I’m a realist. And a pessimist is just a realist who has been through more.” – Charlie Brown
- “I’m not sure what’s funnier, the fact that I’m allergic to dogs or the fact that my therapist asks me to bring one in every week.” – Woody Allen
- “I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.” – Garfield
- “My therapist told me the best way to deal with stress is to imagine yourself in a happy place. Now I’m lying here naked in a hammock, eating a chocolate bar and surrounded by puppies.” – Unknown
- “I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that I’m always late or the fact that I’m always making excuses for it.” – Michael Scott
- “I’m basically a walking disaster area. Just follow me around and you’re guaranteed to see some good-quality chaos.” – Tina Fey
- “I’m not good at multitasking. In fact, I can barely do one thing at a time.” – Ron Swanson
- “I’m not saying I’m perfect, but I’m pretty close. Okay, maybe not close, but at least I’m consistently inconsistent.” – Ricky Gervais
- “I’m not sure what I did to deserve this, but I’m pretty sure I deserve something worse.” – Dwight Schrute
- “I’m not sure if I’m more afraid of spiders or social interaction. Actually, they’re probably tied.” – Unknown
- “I’m not sure what my life purpose is, but I’m pretty good at opening pickle jars.” – Mitch Hedberg
- “I’m not sure if I’m a glass half full or half empty kind of person. I’m more of a ‘where did all the glass go?’ kind of person.” – Unknown
- “I’m not sure if I’m a morning person or an evening person. I’m more of a ‘leave me alone until 2 pm’ kind of person.” – Unknown
- “I’m not sure if I’m an introvert or an extrovert. I’m more of a ‘please don’t make me talk to anyone, but also don’t leave me alone’ kind of person.” – Unknown
- “I’m not sure if I’m qualified for this job, but I’m definitely the most interesting candidate you’ll interview today.” – Unknown
- “I’m not sure if I’m funny, but I definitely make awkward silence noises.” – Unknown
- “I’m not sure if I’m lost, but I’m definitely not where I’m supposed to be.” – Unknown
- “I’m not sure if I believe in ghosts, but I’m definitely afraid of the dark.” – Unknown
- “I’m not sure if I’m a good person, but I try to be nice to people who are nice to me first.” – Unknown
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness." - Mark Twain "Not all those who wander are lost." - J.R.R. Tolkien "The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page." - Saint Augustine "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnRead more